Nothing says CLASSY FRESH like a tree-shaped piece of cardboard soaked in industrial pine scent simulant hanging from a broken air vent in your rusty '86 Oldsmobile Calais you bought from your canadian aunt and you have to continually explain to people that you're not driving 100mph because the speedometer is in kilometers.

GLOSSARY (yes there will be a quiz):

Badge Brick: Typically a 1x8 stud brick with custom printing of various topics. Often given out to Lego convention exhibitors in commemoration of the event. The more you acquire, the more you have.

Brick Badge: A stack of badge bricks typically worn by Lego convention exhibitors.

Designed and printed with love and sometimes rage by yours truly. Not an LEGO® product, but it sure is made using genuine Lego.